Shivered Those Timbers

FF5's Faris! Kinda always meant to dabble in FF5, as it's a ton of fun and quite colorful. Also the women are fairly hot so there's that.

For, uh, those of you who are taking the pirate over there totally serious, Cap'n Faris is one of the 60% of the characters that is a pretty princess.

Lord knows why she bothered hiding her gender all this time. Her crew is clearly retarded. At any rate, I guess she really did shiver Bartz's timbers, d'oh ho ho ho!