COMM: Rebecca Stress-land

Get it? She's so huge she stresses the very earth she sits on.


...I didn't say my puns were always good, you know.

Anyway, as commissioned by upstanding vegetable container , it's Rebecca Streisand, a Wild Arms 5 character whom it seems we both have a strong dislike of, or at least, her tendency to be a giant, raging, jealous bitch at the drop of a hat. What's that? Main character acknowledges the existence of a human being? HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME HE'S STUPID! Tries to make a little kid feel better? OH MY GOD I THINK HE'S A PEDO NOW I HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD.

Holy fuck Rebecca, really? I suppose it's a good thing you're fairly hot and wear short pants, although your alt outfits are almost all better looking.

Anyway her goal in life is to join the circus (?) in order to do 'acrobatic shooting' (?!?) so we figured why not meet her halfway?

You can probably guess which half we met with.


EDIT: Oh come on, someone leave more than a single word as a comment, please!